Friday, March 6, 2020

Thanos and Thor Get Minico Statues with Iron Studios

Thor and Thanos are back and ready for the Endgame once again as Iron Studios announces new statues for their Minico series. These statues have their own unique design but are packed with adorable details. Thanos is featured in his golden armor with his double edged sword. He is posed on a rock base and the shading and paint scheme really brings out these details nicely. Thor is featured with his new weapon Stormbreaker and his bigger body style. Thor's eyes are also different colored which is consistent with the film's portrayal of him which is always good for collectibles. Their design is something that could pull away collectors but bigger head designs are nothing new especially with Funko being so hot. Avengers: Endgame fans can add these figures to their growing collection and be on the lookout for upcoming Iron Man and Captain America Minico statue from Iron Studios too.

Both Thor and Thanos Minico Statues from Iron Studios are priced at $34.99. Pre-orders are already live and you can find Thor located here and Thanos located here.

Let's kill him properly this time.

Thanos and Thor Get Minico Statues with Iron Studios
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Thor – Avengers: Endgame – Minico

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License: Avengers: Endgame

Scale: Minico Figures

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Features:

– Creation: Iron Studios

– Made in plastic (PVC)

– Hand painted

– Includes base display

Product dimensions: 8.2 in (H) x 4.7 in (W) x 4.7 in (L)

Product Weight: 0.4 lbs

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 Released US: Third quarter of 2020

*This item will be shipped from our warehouse in Los Angeles – California

Thanos and Thor Get Minico Statues with Iron Studios
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Thanos – Avengers: Endgame – Minico

DESCRIPTION

License: Avengers: Endgame

Scale: Minico Figures

Thanos and Thor Get Minico Statues with Iron Studios Thanos and Thor Get Minico Statues with Iron Studios Thanos and Thor Get Minico Statues with Iron Studios Thanos and Thor Get Minico Statues with Iron Studios

Features:

– Creation: Iron Studios

– Made in plastic (PVC)

– Hand painted

– Includes base display

Product dimensions: 7.8 in (H) x 7 in (W) x 7.4 in (L)

Product Weight: 0.4 lbs

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Released US: Third quarter of 2020

*This item will be shipped from our warehouse in Los Angeles – California

Thanos and Thor Get Minico Statues with Iron Studios
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Entertainment Earth

"More People Probably Died Of Bee Stings This Week Than Coronavirus " – Wizard World Cleveland Still On This Weekend

There are many calls on Reed POP to cancel ECCC in a week's time over coronavirus fears – often it seems from people who would like to be able to apply for refunds on their tickets, vendor fees, hotels and travel as a result. Many companies and guests have now declared that they are pulling out, though as it stands the show is still on. And the big boy in the room, Funko, seems to be going nowhere.

And while Reed has cancelled the London Book Fair for the same week, other shows are going on regardless. Last weekend's London Film And Comic Con had a big crowd and few no-shows, we mentioned Liverpool Comic Con kicking off today without a worry, and this weekend sees Wizard World Cleveland Comic Con go ahead as planned, at the Huntington Convention Center.

Local news station Fox8 reports that the show still has a full slate of events and will be continuing "it's standard operating procedure for our housekeeping team to do a deep cleaning on what we consider high touch areas twice a day and continuing to wipe things down. This isn't something that we developed right now, this is something that we do all the time here," says Huntington Convention Center Director David Johnson said. Show organizers say they're providing sanitizer stations and are following the latest advice from the CDC.

"That's what people do at our shows all the time. They understand they're gong to be in contact with people and they're washing their hands and they're sanitizing if they're feeling uncomfortable, but we want people to feel welcome and feel safe," said Wizard World spokesman Jerry Milani.

They also quote Wes Tillander of Swords, Posters and Comics from Atlanta who says "More people probably died of bee stings this week that coronavirus so no. On the ration of rolling the dice, you're pretty safe." As long as you use hand sanitizer after rolling those dice. You never know who else has been holding them. And kissing them for good luck… Doors open at 4pm and the show runs through to Sunday.

"More People Probably Died Of Bee Stings This Week Than Coronavirus " - Wizard World Cleveland Still On This Weekend
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Entertainment Earth

Funko Announces a New Product Line for Pop Fans: Pop Pins!

Funko has a lot of collectibles out there from Mystery Minis, Pops, Make-up, and so much more. This time it looks like they are expanding their reach with their newest products, Pop Pins! These are almost going to make Figpins have a run for their money as they feature the adorableness of Funko's Pop design. So far five different series are getting the Pop Pins, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Marvel, DC Comics, and Disney. So far 5 pins have been announced for each series and they all include a chase. I'm not sure how the chases will take place on if it'll be in its own box or what. To make these STAND out from other pins out there, each pin has stands on their backs to prop them up. These aren't small pins either as they stand 4 inches tall so they will definitely stand out with your Funko HQ jacket or your Funko collection. My favorite one so far is the glitter Loki chase pin and it would be awesome to add to my collection as a Loki fan. From what I have heard is that they will come in boxes like Pops but a little thinner and would look good in or out of the box.

Pre-orders are not live just yet and a release date has not been given either. These mysterious collectible Pop pins are a nice surprise and if and when they do go live you'll be able to find them here. What figures ill you want to become a Pop Pin next??

Pop Pins have arrived!

Coming soon: Funko Pop! Pins – DC

Funko Announces a New Product Line for Pop Fans: Pop Pins!

Coming soon: Funko Pop! Pins – Marvel 

Funko Announces a New Product Line for Pop Fans: Pop Pins!

Coming soon: Funko Pop! Pins – Disney 

Funko Announces a New Product Line for Pop Fans: Pop Pins!

Coming soon: Funko Pop! Pins – Harry Potter 

Funko Announces a New Product Line for Pop Fans: Pop Pins!

Coming soon: Funko Pop! Pins – Star Wars 

Funko Announces a New Product Line for Pop Fans: Pop Pins!

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Entertainment Earth

The Daily LITG, 6th March 2020 – Liverpool Comic Con Begins

Welcome to the pretty-much-mostly-daily Lying In The Gutters. A run around the day before and the day ahead. You can sign up to receive it as an e-mail here. So… has the coronavirus not reached Liverpool?

The 10 most-read stories yesterday

  1. Jim Lee – Not "Ageing Up Characters or Shuffling Them Off" For 5G
  2. Man Who Writes 6-Dollar X-Men Comics Amused by How Affordable They Used to Be
  3. Black Cat's Brand New Costume… Iron Cat
  4. LATE: Doom Patrol, Legion Of Super-Heroes, Metal Men, Birds of Prey at DC Comics
  5. The Return of WildCATS and All the Delicious Contradictions Of The DC Timeline in Flash #750 (Spoilers)
  6. Funko Not Deserting ECCC Over Coronavirus Fears… And Others
  7. DC Cancels Six Days TPB, and Orders For Inferior Five and Batman vs Ra's Al Ghul #5 and #6
  8. X-Men vs Sentinel Gets a Second Statue with Iron Studios
  9. Brian Azzarello and Lee Bermejo's New Joker Story, For Both Deluxe Hardcover and 80th Anniversary Special
  10. How Kevin Eastman Found Out He Was No Longer Publisher of Heavy Metal Magazine
  11. Brexit (Finally) Sees ComiXology UK Increase Prices By 67%, With Pound Dollar 1:1 Parity
  12. No, Onward Does Not Have Post-Credit Scenes… But It Has Something For The Real Geeks

One year ago…

  1. DC Cancels Superman/Batman Vol.7, Will Resolicit in 61 Years
  2. Cosmic Ghost Rider Destroys Marvel History… But Also Preserves Some Of It, Sadly (SPOILERS)
  3. [SPOILER-FREE] Are the Captain Marvel Post-Credit Scenes Worth Staying For? Who Cameos? And Can You Take Kids?
  4. DC Comics to Start Detective Comics Numbering Again With Vol 1
  5. DC Switching to Longer Hardcover Collections of Ongoing Series?
  6. What Happens When Your Comic Is Cancelled Three Issues In? Green Arrow #50 Preview

Happening today…

  • AMC at the Cartoon Museum. Regular bi-weekly Friday evening life drawing sessions with Art Model Collective. Professional models pose with playful props and evocative soundtrack, drawing inspiration from the Cartoon Museum's vast archive. Tickets: £15 in advance, £20 on the door. Entry includes admission to the museum and free art materials courtesy of GreatArt. Plenty of table space, drawing boards and a couple of easels available. 7-9:30pm. Cartoon Museum, Wells Street, London
  • Cloudshops: Writing Grants for Comics, Cloudscape Comics, Vancouver, British Columbia 7-9pm
  • Liverpool Comic Con, Exhibition Centre, King's Dock, Liverpool, until Sunday

The Daily LITG, 6th March 2020 - Liverpool Comic Con Begins

Happy birthday to…

  • Joe Pangrazio, creator of Canny Cthulhu Holmes
  • Nathan Massengill, inker on Deadpool and JSA.
  • Mariah Benes, inker on Teen Titans, Ms Marvel, Superman.
  • Tone Rodriguez, Simpsons artist.
  • Grant Richards, artist of Away graphic novel.
  • Louis Bright-Raven, editor, writer, and illustrator.
  • Mike Burkey, comic book art dealer.
  • Chris Johnson, artist on The Boy With A Balloon For A Head.
  • Richard Dean Starr, writer on Hellboy, Zorro, Kolchak.

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Entertainment Earth

Thursday, March 5, 2020

ECCC Reportedly Now Offering Refunds to Artist Alley Exhibitors as Coronavirus Fears Continue

As the world continues to grapple with the spread of a novel form of coronavirus causing the deadly disease known as COVID-19, Emerald City Comic Con, set to take place in one week in Seattle, at the heart of the largest known outbreak in the U.S., is now reportedly offering refunds to Artist Alley exhibitors who no longer plan to attend the show. In the past week, we've seen major exhibitors such as DC Comics, Dark Horse Comics, Penguin Random House, CGC, Oni Press, and more announce they would pull out of the event, in addition to many of the independent comic book creators who were planning to table in Artists Alley. Even Bad Idea Comics doesn't think it's a good idea to be at ECCC.

However, Bleeding Cool's Ian Melton believes the con will go on regardless so long as Funko does not pull out.

Yesterday, ECCC released a statement offering to refund ticketholders who no longer plan to attend the show, but they did not yet have any information for exhibitors who wanted to request refunds. However, it seems emails have been going out to individual exhibitors offering refunds while continuing to insist the show will go on as planned and that ReedPOP is following safety precautions to protect attendees from infection. San Francisco Bay Area creator Der-Shing Helmer posted a screencap of one such email.

"If you're not comfortable attending Emerald City Comic Con," the email reads, "we are happy to fully refund your Artist Alley table price. This community is one of the most important aspects of our event, and we all want you to feel good about your decision to attend or not attend. Your decision to not attend will have absolutely no impact on your status with ECCC or any Reedpop event going forward."

ECCC Reportedly Now Offering Refunds to Artist Alley Exhibitors as Coronavirus Fears Continue

We'll continue to keep you updated on the situation as it develops.

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Funko Not Deserting ECCC Over Coronavirus Fears… And Others

As ReedPOP prepares to hold ECCC next week in the middle of an active virus outbreak, creators and companies are backing out left and right.   However, some are hanging in there and excited for the upcoming event … like J. Scott Campbell. Tuesday night where many other creators were jumping ship, J. Scott announced he will be there and is looking forward to it, planning to bring new exclusives with him.

Many though are still expecting a cancelation from ReedPOP, as we are now exactly a week away, with some very much feeling ReedPop needs to cancel ECCC with #CancelECCC now on Twitter,

With most companies having pulled out of exhibiting at ECCC, it does become a question as to why ReedPOP would still go forward with a greatly reduced Dealer Room and Artist Ally.  However, those questioning that and thinking that it is forgone conclusion that ECCC will shut down with no companies there forget that one big company has not pulled out of ECCC, and likely will not … Funko.

Why? Well the Funko founding headquarters in Everett, Washington is only 28 miles away from the Washington Convention Center where ECCC will be held,

Not Everyone Is Deserting ECCC Because Of The Corona Virus Scare ... Funko For Example...

So all their employees and representatives are just at risk at work as they are at ECCC. Over the years as ECCC has grown, Funko's presence has increased because of the closeness of the convention and the mothership for all things Funko being so close. ECCC is also one of the very few conventions Funko directly retails at, and their presence, and the exclusives will have people showing up as long as ECCC goes forward next week.

(They will even have the Coronavirus afflicted Pop…

Next week sees the launch of Funko's Spring Convention Exclusive wave, and while many retailers are partnered up with Funko to get few of the exclusives to sell, only ECCC will have all of them to sell starting next Thursday at ECCC for those who go.  With Funko at ECCC, ECCC is very likely to start a week from today. If you personally plan to get any of the ECCC Funko exclusives on eBay, make sure the listing promises it will be "Coronavirus Free!"

As the Coronavirus gains more footing in the United States, it is likely that conventions may start to see creators and companies stay local, and not willing to venture outside their states, or even out of their cities for a while.

Bleeding Cool will have "live" coverage from ECCC starting next week, unless Seattle descends into apocalyptic like conditions beforehand…

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Wednesday, March 4, 2020

Funko Blows Our Mind with "Altered Carbon" Pop Vinyls

Funko is no stranger to giving us collectibles from some of the hottest shows out there. This time Funko is celebrating the second season of Altered Carbon with three special Pop Vinyls! Takeshi Kovacs is the main protagonist of the series and with the idea of transferable consciousness, all three of these figures are technically the same character. We will be getting his original body, his new body from season 1 and the newest one from season 2. All are sleek, packed with simple Funko detail and ready for some sci-fi action.

All three Altered Carbon Funko Pops are set as common releases. Each one is already available online for pre-order and you can find them all located here. I don't think we will see more come out of this wave and I am fine with that as this defines the show just fine.

"The human eye is a wonderful device. With a little effort, it can fail to see even the most glaring injustice."

Funko Blows Our Mind with

Coming Soon: Pop! Television – Altered Carbon

"Peace is an illusion and no matter how tranquil the world seems peace doesn't last long. Peace is a struggle against our very nature." Celebrate the Netflix series, produced by Skydance and go on an adventure over 300 years into the future with your favorite Altered Carbon characters. Bring home Pop! Takeshi Kovacs (Elias Ryker), Pop! Takeshi Kovacs (Birth Kovacs) and season 2's Pop! Takeshi Kovacs (Wedge Sleve) as portrayed by Anthony Mackie.

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Entertainment Earth

Lying In The Gutters, 4th March 2020, Happy Birthday Randy Stradley

Welcome to the pretty-much-mostly-daily Lying In The Gutters. A run around the day before and the day ahead. You can sign up to receive it as an e-mail here.

The 10 most-read stories yesterday

  1. The C2E2 DC Gossip About 5G and the New DC Timeline – What's Left Of Them
  2. "Doctor Who": Walsh, Cole to Exit After "Revolution of the Daleks" [Report]
  3. The Cartmel Masterplan is Now the Chibnall Masterplan – 19 Questions (And Some Answers) From Doctor Who Finale
  4. Sean Gordon Murphy's The White Knight Returns… With New Creative Teams for the Murphyverse
  5. The Krakoan Mask Continues to Slip in X-Men #7 [X-ual Healing 2-26-20]
  6. The Green Lantern: Season Two Restored to 12 Issues From Grant Morrison and Liam Sharp
  7. Tom King Continues to Write What He Knows in Strange Adventures #1 [Preview]
  8. Catwoman Has Some 'Splainin' to Do in Batman #90 [Preview]
  9. No More Comics From GameStop
  10. "Doctor Who": Bradley Walsh, Tosin Cole Not "Gone" Gone? [UPDATE]

One year ago…

  1. A Rare Magic: The Gathering Black Lotus Just Broke Ebay's MTG Sales Record
  2. Diana Gabaldon Shares 'Outlander' Book 9 "Go And Tell The Bees I Am Gone" Details
  3. BC Toy Spotting: NECA TMNT, Funko Galore, WWE, Marvel Legends, and More!
  4. Has Bryan Hitch Been Drawing Warren Ellis' Batman For 18 Months?
  5. Beast Finally Gets What He Deserves in Age of X-Man: Prisoner X #1

Happening today…

Happy birthday to…

Lying In The Gutters, 4th March 2020, Happy Birthday Randy Stradley

  • Randy Stradley, VP Publishing Dark Horse
  • Comics journalist Glenn Hauman
  • Randy Stone of Death & Comics
  • ComiXology's PR man, Chip Mosher
  • Bill Fitts, co-creator of Miami Mice.

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Rich Johnston


Entertainment Earth

Tuesday, March 3, 2020

Funko Unleashes the Minions with New Pop Figures

Things are about to get yellow as Funko announces new Minions Pops are headed our way. This time these Funko Pops are based on their newest film, Minions: The Rise of Gru. While we all have to wait till July till the movie premieres we have some Minions collectibles to look for. There are 8 figures announced in this release with 1 special 10" and one retailer exclusive. Of course, you can have Funko Pop Minions without Minions so Hob, Stuart, Otto, and Kevin are Back once again with some hilarious figures. From braces, roller skates, and disco outfits these 80s themed creatures are sure to make anyone smile. Little Gru makes an appearance this wave too with his luscious locks. Minions will also be getting a set of Funk Mystery Mini figures too. Most are the same designs and the pops but with new poses. One of the cuties minis you could probably own is the yellow suit bob! 

All of these Minions Funko Pop figures are set to release in May 2020. Pre-orders for each besides the FYE exclusive Pop Glowing Kevin are available online. You can find links for them located here

Be one with the Gru. 

Funko Unleashes the Minions with New Pop Figures Funko Unleashes the Minions with New Pop Figures

Pop! Movies – Minions 2: The Rise of Gru

Take a trip back to the 1970's and be sure to bring along Pop! Young Gru, Pop! 70's Bob, Pop! Roller Skating Stuart, Pop! Pet Rock Otto, Pop! Kung Fu Kevin, and Pop! Pajama Bob, and a 10'' Pop! Roller Skating Stuart.

A Pop! Glow in the Dark Kung Fu Kevin will be available exclusively at FYE.

Funko Unleashes the Minions with New Pop Figures

Make sure to pick your favorite characters as Mystery Minis featuring Young Gru, Pilot Kevin, Tim Bear, Kung Fu Kevin, Pajama Bob, Roller Skating Stuart, Pajama Stuart, 70's Bob, Pajama Bob, Track Suit Otto, Pet Rock Otto, and Flight Attendant Bob.

Funko Unleashes the Minions with New Pop Figures

Take your favorite Minions on the road with Pop! Keychain featuring Pet Rock Otto, Pajama Bob, Rolling Skating Stuart, and Kung Fu Kevin.

Click HERE to add them to your wishlist today!

Coming soon.

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Tyler Roberts


Entertainment Earth

#Funko Unveils Innovative Line Targeting Kids at New York #ToyFair

SNAPSIES TM lets kids snap-and-match, creating thousands of variations in a brand rollout with experience-based machines designed to disrupt the toy aisle

EVERETT, Wash.–(BUSINESS WIRE)--Funko, Inc. (“Funko” or the “Company”) (NASDAQ: FNKO), a leading pop culture consumer products company, today announced it is entering the toy category starting with an innovative product line called Snapsies TM.

With Snapsies, Funko has developed a toyline kids will love engaging with, because each snap creates a custom character that makes the Snapsie truly unique. The patent pending snap-and-match technology allows kids to add an extra layer of personalization to an already diverse lineup of characters like rock star unicorn Jett, super-athletic mountain goat Billie, and hedgehog Boe, the baker.

To support this line, Funko has created an innovative delivery system with a touchscreen-display retail machine that lets kids immerse themselves in the world of Snapsies through video shorts created by Funko Animation Studios. From the machine a toy capsule is dispensed for instant unwrap, snap, and play.

“Funko is taking our experience in pop culture and entertainment licensed merchandise and bringing it to the toy aisle with an innovative delivery system and product line that will engage kids and increase dwell time at retail,” said Brian Mariotti, Chief Executive Officer at Funko.

For more information, follow Funko’s social channels: @originalfunko on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook; or @funkohollywood on Facebook.

ABOUT FUNKO

Headquartered in Everett, Washington, Funko is a leading pop culture consumer products company. Funko designs, sources and distributes licensed pop culture products across multiple categories, including vinyl figures, action toys, plush, apparel, board games, housewares and accessories for consumers who seek tangible ways to connect with their favorite pop culture brands and characters. Learn more at https://www.funko.com/, and follow us on Twitter (@OriginalFunko) and Instagram (@OriginalFunko).


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Entertainment Earth

Monday, March 2, 2020

Do Wolverine Toys Have Two D***s? A Bleeding Cool Investigation

Do Wolverine Toys Have Two Dicks – A Bleeding Cool Investigation

Look, I never thought I'd be walking the Wolverine dick beat. I thought I'd show up at C2E2, lob some softball questions at creators, eat an Italian Beef or five, haunt Artist Alley til I got all the things signed I brought, then head back home again the way I came to Chicago, a stranger to the world of multiple-dicked Canadian superheroes.

Clearly, I thought wrong.

The weekend started off well. As I was walking back to Artist Alley, I saw Chris Claremont's table and he only had two people there. I got in line, spoke with him a bit, got a signature and a sketch on a blank variant of Marvel Comics #1000, then moved on. If I had only known what the higher-ups at Bleeding Cool were looking into, I could have asked – would have asked – Claremont how many dicks Wolverine had when he, Claremont, was writing the character. Alas, I didn't, and the opportunity never presented itself again.

You all know by now what happened. I asked about Wolverine's dicks at the Marvel X-Men Creator Signing and got stonewalled not once, but twice. At least I assume you've heard about it. I've been dining on that story all con. Okay, I've been telling that story to food service workers all con.

But the whole thing got me thinking. What if there were another way to see how many dicks Wolverine has? What if Wolverine toys could show us how many dicks Wolverine has?

Do Wolverine Toys Have Two Dicks – A Bleeding Cool Investigation

I knew what I had to do. I had to search the show floor for Wolverine toys with two dicks.

Now, I know what you're thinking. Dave, you're thinking, wouldn't a Wolverine toy with two dicks be caught before it got released to the market? Well, first, I'm a David, not a Dave. Second, let me tell you a little story about the Billy Ripken F**k Face baseball card.

 

Do Wolverine Toys Have Two Dicks – A Bleeding Cool Investigation

The year is 1989.Billy Ripken, known for being the brother of a more famous baseball player and the son of a more famous baseball manager, poses for his Fleer baseball card. Unbeknownst to anyone, even the photographer, his teammates have written the words "F**k Face" on the knob of his bat. Ripken holds the bat in a manner that the picture easily captures the words, the card is produced and printed and packaged and sent out into the world, where the words are quickly discovered. Fleer quickly acted to correct the mistake, but collectors knew about the card and the price skyrocketed so high that today it is worth well over a million zillion dollars. Or $150.

 

Do Wolverine Toys Have Two Dicks – A Bleeding Cool Investigation

Now, again, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking Dave, uhm, David, what does this have to do with anything? Well, Emmy – I know your name is probably not Emmy, but the particular Emmy I know has been told NUMEROUS TIMES that I'm writing for Bleeding Cool this weekend and should be reading my posts and I wanted to make sure she had at least one shout out coming her way. So, Emmy, let me tell you why this is relevant.

We don't know if Billy Ripken was widely regarded to have a F**k Face. In all probability, he didn't, because if he did, the good folks at Fleer would have been on the lookout for any sort of F**k Face mentions on his card. He wasn't, they weren't, and the rest is card collecting history. How does this apply?

If Wolverine truly only has one dick, then manufacturers wouldn't be on the lookout to make sure his toys only had one dick. Because they weren't on the lookout, eventually a two-dicked Wolverine toy would hit the market. It's science. Or math. One of the two.

Do Wolverine Toys Have Two Dicks – A Bleeding Cool Investigation

So, I set out to find two-dicked Wolverine toys on the con floor, knowing that if I found one it would be proof positive that Wolverine only has one dick. Again, science. Or biology, probably.

Did I find any? No. Indeed, every time I asked an exhibitor if they had any Wolverine toys with two dicks, they treated me as if I had stumbled onto a great secret that they could not reveal. Several even threatened to contact security, an action that made me confident they were hiding something. But what could it be? Would the fact that a reporter had stumbled onto the fact that Wolverine has two dicks be enough to justify calling security? Or was something deeper going on?

Do Wolverine Toys Have Two Dicks – A Bleeding Cool Investigation

That's when it hit me. It wasn't just the case that I didn't find any Wolverine toys with two dicks, it was the case that there were very few Wolverine toys to be found at all. This absence of Wolverine toys, a character once as ubiquitous in the toy world as he was in the comics world, wasn't just interesting, it was suspicious.

Do Wolverine Toys Have Two Dicks – A Bleeding Cool Investigation
Rows and rows and only one Logan, no Wolverines

Why were there few Wolverine toys to be found? The answer had to be that all the manufacturers had created new lines of two-dicked Wolverine toys, only to have Marvel step in and halt everything from going to market. That had to be it. As Sherlock Holmes once said, once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, has to be the truth. Or something like that. I haven't read any of those books in years and it's too late at night and I'm too pumped up on caffeine and sugar to Google the exact quote.

I was tempted to go back and ask about my discovery, but I knew what awaited me if I did. Calls to 'security' – in all probability Marvel staffers – and my detainment and disappearance. So I'm here, putting this out for all to know on Bleeding Cool, and then heavily investing in a new web site designed to sell black market two-dicked Wolverine toys.

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